girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

(via eatallyourgays)

  • Bae: Come over
  • Me: I'm in me mum's car
  • Bae: My parents aren't home
  • Me: Broom Broom

lesbian-disney-princess:

less grumpy and boring white male protagonists that dont respect women and more lesbian princesses and mermaids

kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

(via crrocs)

twdailygraphics:

b l u e,  the most human colour

(via hellasterek)

fireandeyre:

anneboleyns:

scarlett johansson + hair

this is like those do you love the color of the sky posts but better

(via thealmightyllama)

warriorinthemaking:

lucas better keep his little mouth shut

warriorinthemaking:

lucas better keep his little mouth shut

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

surprisebitch:

"hey how are you?"

me on the outside:

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but in the inside:

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(via caedmon-ss)